Charlie Daniel is a damn genious.
I don’t know how everybody else feels about it, but to me I
think Hispanic people in this country, legally or illegally,
made a huge public relations mistake with their recent demonstrations.
I don’t blame anybody in the world for wanting to come to the
United States of America , as it is a truly wonderful place.
But when the first thing you do when you set foot on American soil is illegal it is flat out wrong and I don’t care how many lala land left heads come out of the woodwork and start trying
to give me sensitivity lessons.
I don’t need sensitivity lessons, in fact I don’t have any-thing against Mexicans! I just have something against criminals and anybody who comes into this country illegally is a criminal
and if you don’t believe it try coming into America from a foreign country without a passport and see how far you get. What disturbs me about the demonstrations is that it’s tanta-mount to saying, “I am going to come into your country even if it means breaking your laws and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
It’s an “in your face” action and speaking just for me, I don’t like it one little bit and if there were a half dozen pairs of gonads in Washington bigger than English peas it wouldn’t be happening.
Where are you, you bunch of lily livered, pantywaist, forked tongued, sorry excuses for defenders of The Constitution? Have you been drinking the water out of the Potomac again?
And even if you pass a bill on immigration it will probably be so pork laden and watered down that it won’t mean anything anyway Besides, what good is another law going to do when you
won’t enforce the ones on the books now?
And what ever happened to the polls, guys? I thought you folks were the quintessential finger wetters. Well you sure ain’t paying any attention to the polls this time because somewhere around eighty percent of Americans want some thing done about this mess, and mess it is and getting bigger everyday.
This is no longer a problem, it is a dilemma and headed for being a tragedy. Do you honestly think that what happened in France with the Muslims can’t happen here when the businesses who hire these people finally run out of jobs and a few million disillusioned Hispanics take to the streets?
If you, Mr. President, Congressmen and Senators, knuckle under on this and refuse to do something meaningful it means that you care nothing for the kind of country your children and grand-children will inherit. But I guess that doesn’t matter as long as you get re-elected.
Shame on you.
One of the big problems in America today is that if you have the nerve to say anything derogatory about any group of people (except Christians) you are going to be screamed at by the media and called a racist, a bigot and anything else they can think of to call you
Well I’ve been pounded by the media before and I’m still rockin’ and rollin’ and when it comes to speaking the truth I fear not.
And the truth is that the gutless, gonadless, milksop politicians are just about to sell out the United States of America because they don’t have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to face reality.
And reality is that we would never allow any other group of people to have 12 million illegal in this country and turn around and say, “Oh it’s ok, ya’ll can stay here if you’ll just allow us to slap your wrist.”
And I know that some of you who read this column are saying “Well what’s wrong with that?”
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it. These people could be from Mars as far as we know. We don’t know who they are, where they are or what they’re up to and the way the Congress is going we’re not going to.
Does this make sense? Labor force you say? We already subsidize corporate agriculture as it is, must we subsidize their labor as well?
If these people were from Haiti would we be so fast to turn a blind eye to them or if they were from Somalia or Afghanistan ?
I think not.
All the media shows us are pictures of hard working Hispanics who have crossed the border just to try to better their life.
They don’t show you pictures of the Feds rounding up members of MS 13, the violent gang who came across the same way the decent folks did. They don’t tell you about the living conditions of the Mexican illegal some fat cat hired to pick his crop.
I want to make two predictions.
No. 1: This situation is going to grow and fester until it erupts in violence on our streets while the wimps in Washington drag their toes in the dirt and try to figure how many tons of political hay they can make to the acre.
No 2: Somebody is going to cross that border with some kind of weapon of mass destruction and set it off in a major American city after which there will be a backlash such as this country has never experienced and the Capitol building in Washington will probably tilt as Congressmen and Senators rush to the other side of the issue.
I don’t know about you but I would love to see just one major politician stand up and say, “I don’t care who I make mad and I don’t care how many votes I lose, this is a desperate situation and I’m going to lead the fight to get it straightened out.”
I don’t blame anybody for wanting to come to America , but if you don’t respect our immigration laws why should you respect any others?
And by the way, this is America and our flag has stars and stripes Please get that other one out of my face.
God Bless America
Charlie Daniels
Here’s another one that’ll grind your gears-unless of course you’re a wacko global warming alarmist. Two articles, talking about the same event-a gray whale spotted off the coast of Israel for the first time in 300 years-but notice the different spin, tones, and “facts” presented by each article. The first one, as reported by the liberally biased USA Today, here:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/05/stray-gray-whale-seen-off-israel-is-first-outside-pacific-in-300-years/1?csp=34
This article can’t even go an entire paragraph without blaming “melting arctic sea ice” as the reason for the sighting. Keep reading, as there are a couple more gems in there as well.
The second one, as reported by the BBC, is here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8672000/8672970.stm
Same story, minus the B.S.-it mentions that scientists have no idea why the whale is there, except to offer the possibility that….gasp!…they may actually be returning to their natural habitat! Read the whole thing-same event, two drastically different sets of “facts” presented. This is the kind of crap that really chaps my ass-people, claiming to be unbiased journalists, obviously pushing an agenda. For the actual truth on global warming, read Christopher C Horner’s book The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming and Environmentalism, here:
http://books.google.com/books?id=8HzBjbAaOVcC&dq=politically+incorrect+guide+to+global+warming+and+environmentalism&printsec=frontcover&source=bn&hl=en&ei=1PvpS_LkOoL-8AaZ-63hDg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6&ved=0CDEQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q&f=false
I just finished it, and I gotta say, it really opened my eyes to how global governments, the media, and environmental “scientists” keep us all in the dark about the truth. Keep up the good fight people-you’re all the only sane one’s I know. End of Rant.
This is just one story about why Arizona is COMPLETELY in the right enacting the type of immigration reform they are. Here’s an excerpt about an incident that happened April 30th-keep in mind, this type of thing happens all the time out in the desert, you just don’t hear about it in the national media because it goes against the agenda they’re trying to push-I had to hear about it on the Laura Ingraham show-here’s the link for the whole story:
http://www.azcentral.com/community/pinal/articles/2010/04/30/20100430pinal-county-deputy-shot-immigrant30-ON.html
Five men suspected of smuggling drugs
across the border ambushed a Pinal County
sheriff’s deputy Friday in a remote area
south of Phoenix, underscoring the border-
related violence that has catapulted Arizona
and its new immigration law onto the
national stage.
But wait…….there’s more:
A massive hunt of 100 square miles that
included helicopters with night-vision
equipment and more than 200 officers,
including SWAT teams, from 13 agencies was
still pursuing the shooters late Friday.
More than one helicopter came under fire
during the evening as officers rescued
Deputy Louie Puroll, who had been shot with
an AK-47-type weapon around 4 p.m.,
according to the Sheriff’s Office.
Sheriff Paul Babeu said. “This has reached a
critical mass for law enforcement.”
Babeu said he has “called out for help” from
federal officials to no avail. He said
smugglers know “the police are after them
and the fact they are firing upon us changes
the game.”
Because of incidents like this, which, contrary to popular opinion, tends to repeat itself with great frequency in Arizona, coupled with the federal governments failure to act to prevent such acts, the legislature in Arizona took it upon itself to place the safety and well being of their citizens above the political agenda of the far left and those that would side with them. And while all illegals are not violent criminals (even though a sizable portion of them are), their drain on society cannot go unnoticed. Arizona right now has somewhere around 500,000 illegal immigrants in their state. To put it in perspective, that’s nearly the equivalent population of the two largest cities in my home town, Minneapolis and St. Paul, combined. The burden that type of population surge places on the infrastructure of a state is in the billions of dollars, with the hard-working, tax-paying citizens not only left to pick up the tab, but to also be squeezed out of their own cities, schools, hospitals, and homes by people who have no legal right to be there.
The notion that the people who support this law in order to protect their own homeland and sovereignty are racist Nazi’s is ludicrous. In Saul Alinsky’s book, Rules for Radicals, he teaches that it is important for the radical to demonize their enemy in order to de-legitimize their arguments-similar to the tactics being used against the state of Arizona and other supporters of this bill. At a protest in San Francisco on May 1st, three people who were a part of an anti-protest demonstration organized by the Minutemen of Arizona, were physically assaulted by several pro-immigration protesters. The victims say they were followed to the BART station and were punched and kicked by their assailants, who also hurled names like ‘racist’ and ‘Nazi’ at them while the beating took place. The full story can be found here:
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local/san_francisco&id=7417829
Now, if I hadn’t happened to have been listening to a ‘right-wing’ radio station at the right time, I never would have heard about this story-and when I did find it, it took a bit of research, and it was buried and glazed over by a local San Francisco ABC affiliate. Imagine if this same incident would have happened at a Tea Party event, with the perpetrators being participants of a tax or health care protest? It would have been the headline story for every major media outlet across the country-all in an attempt, as Saul Alinsky puts it, to demonize and discredit your enemy, in order to further advance and legitimize your own agenda.
I sincerely hope the state of Arizona doesn’t succumb to outside pressure to repeal this law-the necessity of such legislation is apparent in order to protect their own citizens and to set a legal precedent for other state’s to hopefully follow. I say kudos to you Arizona-it’s about time elected officials somewhere took it upon themselves to stand up and say ‘enough is enough’.
truth.
agreed.
Please man-C’MON-I NEED THIS!!-I’ll buy you a case of beer
Important shit.
A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009
By Drew Magary, 2:20 PM on Thu May 14 2009 It’s graduation time again. Last year, I penned a message to the outgoing class of 2008, a message you almost certainly forgot because there was a picture of Cassandra Lynn sitting at the top of the page. And seeing a photo of Cassandra Lynn is like getting a defibrillator to your penis. So we’d best make this a yearly ritual for you new seniors out there, just to keep things fresh in your little ADD-addled brains.
This is the time of year when every university out there spends a great deal of energy flying in celebrities to give grad speeches. And do you know WHY colleges do this? It isn’t because these people they get are actually all that inspiring. No, the reason that Oprah Winfey, for example, was hired to speak at this year’s Duke graduation was specifically so that the school’s student body could brag to other non-Duke people that they had some famous asshole talk at their graduation. “Who spoke at your Brandeis graduation, Tiffany? Oh, congressman Edolphus Towns? That’s nice. (stifles chuckle) BUT WE HAD A WOMAN SPEAK TO US BY THE NAME OF OPRAH. PERHAPS YOU’VE HEARD OF HER. SHE IS MY CLOSEST BLACK FRIEND.”
That’s the reason there are celebrity graduation speakers: to boost the already healthy egos of the graduating class. It’s strictly for name-dropping value. Oooh, you guys are so special, Fed Chairman Ben Barnanke wanted to give you a pep talk! This is bullshit. College grads don’t deserve to be feted by celebrities, or honored, or lifted up with inspiring words. They deserve to be BROUGHT THE FUCK DOWN BY THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF REAL LIFE’S BITTER DISAPPOINTMENTS. They deserve a stern lecture from someone like me, who is NOT famous, NOT inspiring, and NOT attractive to look at.
I bet you grads had one hell of a spring, didn’t you? Oh, I bet you spent your whole spring taking a miniscule courseload, lounging on blankets outside on the quad, fucking each other, drinking your gay little Twisted Teas… I bet you even smoked pot on Wednesday morning, just for the hell of it. I bet you just had the time of your fucking lives the past four years, didn’t you?
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Guess what, fuckos? Party’s over. You’re out of college now, and your parents are now too poor to nurse you through grad school. No more fantasy life for you. No more ice luges. No more intellectual discourse. No more ripe teenage pussy. That’s all over now. YOU ARE FUCKED. Your days will now consist of searching for a job in a marketplace where no available job of any sort fucking exists. Your commencement speaker will probably tell you your class “faces enormous challenges,” or some bullshit euphemism like that. This is a lie. A challenge is something you can overcome. You, on the other hand, are completely, unavoidably fucked. You’re not going to cure cancer. You’re not going to stop wars. You’re not going to save the planet. If you’re lucky, you may stumble upon a $2 coupon for Honey Nut Cheerios one day. That will be about it.
Otherwise, you are entering a world that is running out of money, a world that will slowly choke itself to death unless it somehow stumbles upon a miraculously clean, cheap energy source that has yet to be invented and almost certainly never will be. Ten years from now, your degree will be 1/100th as useful as a fucking life vest. So wipe that nauseating smile off your faces and heed now this glimpse into your very near future.
95% of your future happiness will come from finding a good parking spot. You know that annoying Joni Mitchell song where she bitches and moans, “They paved paradise, put up a parking lot. OOOOOH BOP BOP BOP!” Suck it, you hairy-bushed twat. If it were up to me, there would be a 17-level parking garage on every other block in this fucking country. I swear to fucking God, I spend the majority of my time every weekend stalking outgoing Trader Joe’s customers in my Honda, watching them walk to their cars, then having them wave me off because they weren’t actually getting out. HEY COCKTEASE, GIVE ME A FUCKING HEADS UP.
I promise you, when you reach my age, not only will you exult at finding a great parking spot, but you’ll immediately tell the first person you see about having secured it. “Yeah, I got a GREAT spot! I didn’t even have to wait! Usually, that lot is a NIGHTMARE. God, I feel fucking good!”
The greatest indicator of your future success in the business world will be your ability to lie. Your degree is worthless. The only thing that will determine your chances of getting ahead is a surefire way to convince your boss you weren’t cc’ed on some email that told you to do something you never bothered to fucking do.
At some point, you will not be able to sleep in past 8 or 9AM, and this will piss you off. I used to be cool. I used to be able to sleep until noon no problem. I SPAT RIGHT IN MORNING’S FUCKING EYE. No waking up at dawn for me. Waking up early is crazy gay. Am I right?
Except then I got a job, so I had to wake up early every day. Then, my body got used to waking up early every day, so it just woke the fuck right up at the same time on weekends, too. “But Body,” I said to my big fat body, “There’s nothing to fucking do, and I wanna sleep more.” But my body wouldn’t have it. Then I got married. Then I had kids. And holy shit, do kids wake up early. Not only does my kid come storming into the room at 6AM, but she screams WAKE UP at the top of her lungs every damn time. Having a kid is just like having a really mean spinning instructor. They give no fucking quarter. They’re like tiny little Hitlers.
Now, even if there are no kids around, I wake up at 7AM at the latest. This should be good for me, I suppose. I get to run out and experience the full day, or something. But I don’t feel that way. I feel like a complete asshat for getting up that early. I feel lamer than shit. Which is completely irrational. Then again, most anything I think or do now is beyond explanation. So rest up, kids. Because soon you’ll be chewing Ambien like they’re fucking Bubbalicious.
The day you become old is the day you find yourself looking at a paint swatch book. Holy shit, that shade of blue is only .000001 degrees away from that shade of blue! You practically have to view them at the atomic level to know the fucking difference! How the fuck am I supposed to choose? Fun fact: any paint color you choose will end up looking like a radically different color once applied to your walls. Why? Because the people at Sherwin-Williams are pricks, that’s why.
You will begin caring about stupid shit in the front section of the newspaper. I used to read USA Today in college. I would read only two sections: Red and Purple. The green section was for boring assholes, and the front section was about a bunch of stupid political bullshit. I never cared about politics or world affairs when I was younger. College kids who care about politics are fucking douches. But suddenly, annoyingly serious shit like health care actually started to matter to me. And I don’t like it one bit. I read an article in The Atlantic a while back. Voluntarily. I can’t begin to tell you how annoyed I was at myself for this.
Don’t get married just because there’s a run on weddings. Happens to every group of friends, particularly women friends. Someone gets married off in your little group, then a bunch of your friends do likewise. It’s like a run on wide receivers in the late second round of your fantasy draft. Do not get swept up in this. I had the good fortune of marrying someone I like, and it’s what keeps me sane every day. But Lord knows I’ve seen a fuckload of people out there get married just because it everyone else was doing it and they got all swept up in the idea of being married. There isn’t a surer way to fuck yourself for life than by doing this.
The reason so many people get divorced now is because they don’t take the time to figure out if they actually enjoy the company of the person they’re fucking. Marriage can make life infinitely better, provided the person you choose to marry is as dedicated to your happiness as you are to theirs. But if it’s anything less than that, NEVER GET MARRIED. EVER. Or else your life will be a giant fucking rut. Guaranteed.
Weekends will stop being fun. During weekdays, you get to sit at a desk and look at Keyboard Cat videos.
During the weekend, you get to pull weeds, install smoke detectors, and feed screaming children. Guess which part of the week is more enjoyable? HAPPY MONDAY, FUCKO.
Rent. If you rent, you can call someone to fix shit if it breaks. FOR FREE. Is that worth not ending your life owning some old house your kid is just going to sell for pot money anyway? Fuck and yes.
You will get dumber every day from now on. You’re done learning. Time to start forgetting shit! The other weekend I was sitting in the parking lot shuttle bus at the Baltimore airport, on my way to get my car after a flight, only to realize I had left my car keys at my parents’ house, which was now 300 miles away. I then bit down on my own finger until I had broken the skin. I am retarded, and I am only getting worse. IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU.
Going out will stop being appealing to you. What? I have to put on pants? And pay $5 for a drink when I have 30 beers in the fridge? And talk to people? FUCK. THAT.
There is no point in raising your kids well, because other people’s retard kids will end up ruining them anyway. You can teach your kid good manners. You can feed them nothing but organic dairy products milked from an angel’s tit. You can read your kid 500 Sandra Boynton books every night. I promise you, none of it will matter. Because once your kid goes to school, some spoiled sack of shit kid with horrible parents will teach your kid the word “pussyfart,” get them hooked on straight Whoppers, and immediately undo every good thing you did. Trust me. Other people can’t parent for JACK SHIT.
If you have more than three kids, you are an asshole. What the fuck are you trying to prove with more than three kids? Kids siphon up precious food and water, produce oceans of shit-ridden waste, and give American parents large tax breaks most of them really don’t deserve. If you have more than three kids, and really even two, you deserve to have your have your uterus filled with sand.
You will find yourself, at times, tired of drinking. But you will continue drinking anyway. Beats the alternative, which is NOT drinking.
You will begin mailing in EVERYTHING. At some point, you will become so inundated with shit to do, that you will do ALL of it half-assed, because that’s really the only way it’ll all get done. Look at this column. It’s nothing but a bunch of fucking bullet points. Really, I’d like to put more effort into everything I do. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!
Never put sauce on top of pasta. You’re a grownup now. Make (or heat) the sauce in a separate pan, add a bit of the pasta water to it, drain the pasta a minute early, and then finish cooking the pasta in the sauce. That’s how they make it taste good in restaurants. Do it and your date will put out.
The key to a decent existence is owning a good bed. Most of your future life will be consumed with addressing reams and reams of tedious bullshit. You’ll have to work. You’ll have to run errands. You’ll have to clean shit and pick shit up. Your only salvation is that fucking bed at the end of the day. So make sure it kicks ass in every conceivable way. Get it all: the pillowtop mattress, the egg crate, the featherbed underneath, the nice comforter on top. ALL THAT SHIT. No day is ever that horrible if you have a sultan’s rest awaiting you. You’ll still wake up at 6AM involuntarily. But at least you’ll still be nice and cozy when you do.
Got all that, graduates? Feel ready to go out and change the world now? No? Good. Because the world changes on its own terms, without your fucking input, thank you very much. The only thing you can do is adjust. Remember: the world has been around a whole lot longer than you have, and it has a limitless arsenal of ways to DESTROY YOUR FUCKING SHIT. So don’t go out there thinking your going to impact it in any kind of meaningful way. You’ll be here a little longer, then you’ll die, then shit’ll move on without you. Don’t like it, Pollyanna? Tough fucking shit.
Look on the bright side. At least when you die, you’ll finally be able to sleep in again.
