May 2010
3 posts
March 2010
3 posts
February 2010
4 posts
Important shit.
mikiep:
A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009
By Drew Magary, 2:20 PM on Thu May 14 2009 It’s graduation time again. Last year, I penned a message to the outgoing class of 2008, a message you almost certainly forgot because there was a picture of Cassandra Lynn sitting at the top of the page. And seeing a photo of Cassandra Lynn is like getting a defibrillator to your penis. So we’d...
January 2010
12 posts
December 2009
2 posts
Gods and Clods
Today, I came home from work to find my thermostat reading a paltry 51 degrees. This to me would indicate that there just might possibly be something wrong with my furnace, so I proceeded to head down to the basement to try to see what the problem was. As I get down there, I remove the front cover and take a look, only to realize that I have no fucking idea what I’m looking at. In...
Q&A for an online Business Review course I'm...
Now the three part question: 1. Is the US economy in a recession, inflation, or pretty-much in equilibrium? 2. Explain your answer. That is, give reasons why you believe that we are in a recession, inflation, or about as good as it gets. 3. If we are in a recession or inflation, please indicate what you would do if you had the power to fix the problem. In other words, would you raise tax, lower...
November 2009
1 post
This was written by a co-worker of mine and sent...
Good evening Mr. Robbins-
I trust that you and your brood had a terrific Thanksgiving. After all, there is so much to be thankful for: The success of TCI amidst a troubled economy, the expansion of green energy, and of course, our collective health.
Yes, our health. Although it is of fantastic news that regular folks such as you and I take extra steps to protect and fortify such concerns, it is...
October 2009
4 posts
America: Home of the Terrorists and Land of the...
Well, all of you left wing sycophants ought to be dancing in the streets and rejoicing everywhere; you finally got your wish. Gitmo is closing down, with the majority of the inmates coming here for prosecution. Now, who else sees a problem with this? Obviously not my tree-hugging brethren, and obviously not a majority of the Republicans in the house as well-the bill passed 79-19, and all I have...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
21 posts
“UPS and Fed Ex are doing just fine. It’s the Post Office that’s...”
– President Barak Obama, giving a resounding endorsement for Government run programs in Portsmouth, NH.
“(507): We had to use the stains on Phil’s shirt to try to piece together...”
– Texts from Last Night
“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid...”
– From the movie V for Vendetta
The Anti-Blogging Establishment
I want to begin by saying I really do believe the world of the Internet Blogger is made up of pretentious, self-righteous, pompous pricks who love nothing more than the cut of their own jib and the smell of their own farts. Most of these people typically adhere to a special form of narcissism usually reserved for our esteemed elected officials, over-paid, under-talented Hollywood types, or the...