I’ve got a brand new Douche Bag of the Week for you this week, MSNBC reporter Carlos Watson. This tool actually said, and I quote, “the word socialist is becoming the new N-word.” Now you knew that it was only a matter of time before someone turned criticism of the President and his policies into an issue of race, but this guy really has gone too far-if I were black, I think I’d be even more offended. The new N-Word? C’mon man. That’s as asinine as it is insane. This guy is just pissed that the American people disagree with the guy he voted for, and now he’s gotta play the race card in an attempt to demonize the dissenters. Let’s take a look at the definition of socialist, shall we? Merriam-Webster’s Online Dictionary defines the word Socialist as: someone who advocates or practices socialism. Ok….let’s define socialism. Once again, we’ll consult Merriam-Webster: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods. Hmmmm…I don’t really see anything that has anything to do with race in there, do you? But what I do see is an accurate description of the Government we are being presented with….collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods-you mean like General Motors and Chrysler? How about the Cap and Trade tax, which is designed to allow the government to control our energy distribution? Or their newest plan, our health care? I call it the way I see it. When I see the makings of a socialistic government emerge, I’m going to call the people in charge socialists, no matter what color they are. Nancy Pelosi? White and a socialist…Barney Frank? White and a socialist. Harry Reid? White and a socialist. Christopher Dodd? White and a socialist. As a matter of fact, I know a lot more white socialists then black ones, and I’m gonna call them all out on it. And guess what? I AM NOT A RACIST. So take that Carlos, you fucking douche bag.